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Moggi suggests change of name
Insists 'Don Berlusco' would be perfect

Disgraced former Juve director Luciano Moggi's lawyer alleged that contrary to popular speculation, Moggi was not after all the man behind everyhing that was dubious in Calcio, but rather, he was its savior.

This extraordinary suggestion has come about amid reports that Jim Carrey is getting increasingly restless as his reputation as the world's ultimate showman has taken a severe beating recently, thanks in no small measure to Luciano Moggi and his lawyers. The public are reported to favour the elderly, fatherly-looking Italian over the eccentric and unpredictable Carrey.

“Moggi has always moved only to preserve Juventus’ status against the real power centres,” claimed lawyer Fulvio Gianaria in newspaper ‘La Stampa.’
“I am referring to Milan, who have the television companies and therefore the possibility to negotiate and buy up the pay-per-view rights of the clubs.”

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http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/may31j.html

The incident was given an official twist with Milan issuing the following statement in the official website:
In answer to the declarations made by Mr Luciano Moggi's defence lawyer in 'La Stampa' newspaper today, A.C. Milan deplores manifestly what has been asserted by the defence team that it is 'true that Milan buys and sells television rights.'